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Single? Enzely 3al Gym

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El 7enayen “ matshedish 3ala nafsak keda laygelak robat saliby”

We all know that guy who walks up to you, wipes the sweat off your forehead and says “You are just perfect and you don’t need to workout aslan”. We, women,  aren’t attracted to this type of guys because there’s nothing challenging about it. We don’t want the type that’s ALWAYS on the lovey dovey side. Dude, seriously, keep your advice for yourself. I already know what I want and it’s not you.

El Coach “ 3ala fekra ana single w enta 3azim ya coach”

That coach who is being drooled over by all women on Instagram. The one that you only go to his classes to flirt and see flex. I think you can all name at least a few, no? Can you imagine one of them coming up to you just to help you poor, child, get your squats or bur-pees right?. Coach I swear, I am the luckiest to have you around to give me your guidance. P.S.” I Love You Coach.”

El Wa7sh “ hadid hadid hadid”

Imagine hitting the gym after a long day at work. You get yourself set up and you start your workout in peace, minding nothing and no one but your own business. And then, out of nowhere, you hear a mighty roar that sounds like “3AAAAHHHHHH”. You start looking around, when suddenly, it hits again “AHHHHHHH” and finally, El wa7sh appears. He is lifting heavy weights, you find yourself involuntarily staring at him because of all those muscles. They’re like nothing you’ve ever seen before. Eventually, hr turns around and looks at you in a dismissive manner. Why? Because he’s not into you, he’s into breaking his own record, right now. Finally, you snap out of it and slowly, you start getting back to your own workout, when you find yourself uttering “3ash ya wa7sh!”.

Tshoufy t2ouli okhtek “ cute aktar menak”

Today, women aren’t unfortunately your only challenge when you’re trying to get a man’s attention at the gym. Men are, too. You’ll sometimes find yourself stuck in a rut when the guy next to you has lips that are fuller than yours will ever be. He’s got his perfect, matching outfit on and is ready to go after your man! Well, not really your man in real life, but your man in your head.
Don’t get frustrated too soon. You can still befriend them and get on their good side.

Don’t get very frustrated they gotta be your best friends more than your girl friends maybe.

EL Tenak …. ANA 3AREF ENY MOZZ 3ALA FEKRA 

Now, you’re in a complete state of giving up and you start showing up in your PJs to the gym because it doesn’t even matter anymore. And BAM, you spot the hottest dude that you’ve ever seen in your entire, sad life. But, the only catch here is that he’s the most arrogant you’ve ever seen, as well. He doesn’t even notice all the little tricks you’re trying to play out. Don’t worry, he will not look. And finally, after countless trials, you find yourself thinking “TOZ FEEK!”

El Mlaza2

The one who never walks around without his tanning oil. He’s always sporting a wet hair look and always on the hunt for anyone to hook up with. My advice, stay away from him if you don’t want someone texting you “Enty 3asal awe!” After you’ve so moronically given him your number. Remember, even if you decide to lower your standards, there’s a certain degree to it.
And if you happen to fall into the trap of giving him your number, just immediately block him, afterwards.

 

7abib El banat kolaha “ Hi, I’m a social butterfly!”

The guy who only goes to the gym to take take selfies in order to show everyone that he actually goes to the gym. “Yeah, man! Working out is my life!”, “Behold, my biceps and triceps. Yep, this is, indeed a six pack”
He’ll try to mingle by starting a conversation with you, which will eventually lead to him sending you all sorts of friend requests on all social media platforms. He’ll intentionally take a photo with you, so he can post it on Instagram. So, girl, You’d better run for your life.
Ladies, the conclusion here is that the gym isn’t probably the best place to try to look for dates. If anything, it’s more on the disastrous side. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.
Good Luck Ladies

 

 

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Tamer Hosny Breaks Guinness World Record in Abu Dhabi

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Our very own pop star Tamer Hosny performed last night at Abu Dhabi’s Marina Mall a song that he wrote in honor of the UAE’s year of tolerance. That’s not all, as the star got to break a Guinness World record at the mall with the help of his fans.

Up until Thursday, fans kept posting messages to the star with the hope that he would collect the most contributions ever made to a bulletin board and that way, break a new Guinness World Record. Which impressively, they managed to make it happen!

The Marina Mall shared a number of the messages that Hosny received, saying they had received “a lot of positive and many influential messages” for Hosny.

Last night was certainly Hosny’s night as he got to break the record for being the most inspirational and influential star in the world, it is also worth mentioning that he broke his own record with twice the number this year!

“My entry to Guinness World Record will be a historical victory for every Egyptian and Arab … my greatest joy is making history with my art.” The star said prior to his win.

Congratulations to the superstar, we couldn’t be any prouder of him!

 

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Egypt Jumps Up Four Places in the Climate Change Performance Index for 2019

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Minister of Environment Yasmin Fouad announced on Wednesday that Egypt has managed to jump four places in the Climate Change Performance Index for 2019 and now ranks the 24th place out of 57 evaluated countries.

The minster said in a press release that this progress is because of the many attributions that Egypt has adopted in addressing the effects of climate change, one of these attributions was participating in the presidential summit on climate change in Madrid.

Egypt has also received an invitation to join the COP25 climate change conference, which will take place in Madrid from December 2nd till the 13th.

According to a study by the Climate Change Performance Index 2019, Egypt successfully scored a total of 57.49 points, and Egypt is expected to continue this incredible progress through the promising plans and initiatives that will address the effects of climate change and hopefully help put an end to it.

 

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Mansour Mobilizes to Phase Out One-Use Plastic Bags

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The Mansour Group is proud to continue its environmentally friendly efforts by selling reusable, locally produced shopping bags at its Fresh Food Market stores.

The new waterproof eco-friendly bags are large, durable, and produced in partnership with the Degla Community Development Foundation, an organization that employs and empowers more than 65 skilled female bread earners.

Fresh Food Market is a premium retail gourmet chain and is part of the Metro Markets company owned by Mansour.

These efforts are a result of round-table discussions between Mansour, the Ministry of the Environment, and The Centre for Environment and Development for the Arab Region and Europe. The aim is to reduce Egypt’s reliance on plastic bags and move to safer alternatives.

Mansour’s environmental initiative aims to reduce reliance on plastic bags. They encourage their shoppers to buy locally produced bags instead of using plastic bags. They are also planning to implement these changes at all of their Metro and Kheir Zaman stores.

In 2015, they were able to reduce their overall annual electrical consumption by a third after converting all existing retail, factory, and building lights to efficient L.E.D. lighting. Such initiatives are part of Mansour’s broader environmental policies.

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