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Fluffy With The Wooden Leg!

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Fluffy The Wooden Legged is an average guy who lives in the city of Diedrich. Fluffy wakes up at 08:05 and tries to dress up very fast in order to go to work (which starts at 08:00, but Fluffy is a lazy idiot.).

Fluffy arrives late to work as usual. His boss gives Fluffy a hard time, but eventually lets it slide. Fluffy then proceeds to the kitchen in the office, where he makes his delicious morning coffee: a decaf. He socializes with a co-worker, and then proceeds to his office.

During lunch hour, Fluffy likes to jump outside and head to Assburgers, which is a local restaurant that serves the most unhealthful food. Fluffy would orders his regular lunch that consists of the signature burger, and root beer. He finishes his lunch and then rushes back to the office to continue his duties.

Come five o’clock, Fluffy gets super excited. He gets to go home now. Finally done with work and can now drive back home where he can lay on the couch and watch Netflix. But when it is almost nine, Fluffy’s most primal desire hits him. He now wants to fulfill a desire. The desire to meet someone, or maybe sleep with someone. Fluffy doesn’t want to take any risks, though, so he immediately goes online and browses through one of those online dating websites. A girl named Nonabel. They chat for about thirty minutes, and then agree to meet on the same night. They end up meeting and they sleep together. Fluffy wakes up the following morning and goes to work.

One day after work, Fluffy receives a notification from an online store stating that they “now have the most intelligent being that we’ve all been waiting for: Kyra. Hurry up and pre-order your intelligent life companion!” Fluffy hesitates no further, and immediately places an order. Kyra arrives to Fluffy’s front door after a month. He invites her and gets to know her. Kyra is an artificially intelligent robot designed for the sole purpose of having sex with men.

Decaf: coffee with no caffeine; root beer: beer with no alcohol; online dating: love without the fall; sex robot: pleasure without the fall and without the involvement of another human. This is the life of Fluffy. A life where everything is played safely. The post-modern life.

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The Kissing Booth 2 is happening!

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Netflix just dropped the nicest valentine’s gift that everyone has been waiting for since forever; as they have finally confirmed that The kissing Booth 2 is happening!

The news follows the announcement that Netflix’s other teen loved movie, ‘To All The Boys I’ve ever Loved Before’, is ALSO getting a sequel, and fans are going nuts.

According to some recent press release, the movie is currently under production phase, and filming will start up soon.

Co-star, Joel Courtney, made the announcement yesterday, through his twitter account.

King also tweeted out the promo video, with the caption: “YUP!!! WE’RE GETTING A SEQUEL!”

If you’re not on your tip toes by now, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? The movie is a Netflix hit, and basically the new ’10 things I hate about you’ of this generation.

The movie was also the most re-watched on the streaming site of 2018.

Release date is expected to be in 2020.

 

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Small things that are worthy of your attention

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Celebrate the little things that you fall for more often that you realize, these are the things that are worth your attention.

Count them, appreciate them and know that love comes in many ways, and sometimes its simplest form is what counts the most.

  1. Your mother’s unconditional love.
  2. Your morning coffee.
  3. The feeling after the first sip kicks in the caffeine.
  4. The smell of weather at 6 am.
  5. That winter breeze after long summer days.
  6. Your skin sensation after doing a skincare routine.
  7. That feeling that follows a good workout.
  8. Gatherings after being parted for a long while.
  9. Airport hugs.
  10. Morning hugs from your hubby.
  11. Walking your dog.
  12. Long fulfilling talks.
  13. The smell of freshly baked eatery.
  14. A good meal after hunger strikes.
  15. A sudden phone call from a long-distance friend.
  16. Finishing a good book.
  17. Having the time to enjoy your hobbies.
  18. Car rides with your favorite people.
  19. While listening to your favorite tunes.
  20. The sound of your favorite song on the radio.
  21. A good hair day.
  22. Sense of accomplishment.
  23. Finishing an assignment right before the deadline.
  24. Having breakfast by the Nile.
  25. Road trips.
  26. Attending your best friend’s wedding.
  27. Netflix and chill.
  28. Trying a new food, and liking it.
  29. Getting lost in a foreign city.
  30. Achieving a long-term goal.
  31. The smile of a new born baby.
  32. Seeing your loved one graduate.
  33. And witnessing them grow into the person they’re meant to become.
  34. Morning walk, hand in hand, with someone you love.
  35. Receiving a gift that you have casually mentioned wanting it.
  36. Buying someone a gift they have been looking for.
  37. And seeing them happy because of you.
  38. Helping someone get through a rough time.
  39. Managing to eat healthy.
  40. And the taste of junk food after a long diet.
  41. Doing a selfless deed.
  42. Reuniting with your pet after a long hectic day.
  43. A good night sleep.
  44. For not having to set an alarm.
  45. Buying a new notebook.
  46. Last day of exams.
  47. Family gatherings, and seeing them happy.
  48. Making your parents proud.
  49. Making YOURSELF proud.
  50. Having gratitude for all of the above.

You can be single on Valentine’s and still find a way, by yourself, to celebrate love. Choose a thing or two from above, that make you happy and do them. Because why celebrate one day a year, when everyday there are many things to be celebrated?

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A Journey towards self-love Pt1

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What makes us love people? It never really takes us a long while to realize that this person appeals to us, we instantly click at times; because one thing that they say will relate to us, one action will get us hooked. Whether that person will become a partner or a friend, we always choose those who are like us, with similar preferences, ones who bring us joy.

Why do you love him? They asked.

I answered with the usual “I don’t know.” But I did, somehow. It was just too extravagant to explain. I loved the shape his mouth took when a smile takes over his face, and that is why I would stare too long, way longer than I should. I loved how little he can do and yet be able to make me feel good, like nothing else mattered. As if his presence along with his smile is a whole other universe to where I belong, it was all that mattered.

Ask a person why they love their significant other and they probably wouldn’t know, ask a mother how she can tolerate so much, she probably wouldn’t know either. Because most of the times, it is this unconditional love that ease everything.

Now I wonder, why couldn’t I have loved myself as much?

Did I spend so much time loving others that I have forgotten to love myself first? I was only 13 when I started loving my best friends and I still love them to the moment. Have I loved my significant other way too much that my heart didn’t find a space to love both of us?

Now the thing is, you never really know how to define yourself, when we’re loved, we ask why? Maybe it’s the insecurities that make us wonder how can we be loved, or maybe it’s because the way we view ourselves is different than the way people perceive us. I think the reason we sometimes fail to love ourselves is because we define it based on how people perceive us.

“You’re too much to handle.”

“You were a bad friend.”

“Your insecurities will always keep you behind.”

Your friends tell you you’re beautiful, yet you find it hard to believe. They will love you and accept you, yet you still will question yourself. Because of all the above, when a person says something else, you’ll find yourself believing it over the good stuff that you were told. Because who’d say hurtful things and not mean it? But the others? The others are just complimenting you, right?

This is your first step towards loving yourself and that is to define it based on what your inner self tells you and not by the way people perceive you, give yourself the same amount of care you give to others.

At the end, you attract those who are like you, and if you find them so lovable, then it is just a reflection of yourself.

 

 

 

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