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7 Types of Guys you Meet at the Beach in Egypt

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We’re all addicted to the beach and we all wish we could live by it, but we all also know that that’s almost impossible, so the only way to come even remotely close to our wish is to spend all our time at it during summertime. Being the beach leach that you are, you certainly have come across tons & tons of guys; some you wish you’d spat on and others you wish came up and talked to you. Let’s rummage through the types of guys that you meet at the beach: 

1. Brens El Bahr:

“Tab Haleff laffa keda w arga3loko”

Brens El Bahr is the dude who knows everyone at the beach and doesn’t know how to sit with one group. He has his left hand raised up at all times because he’s always waving at someone. His swimming suit probably has Hawaiian patterns on it. He definitely plays a water sport and his tan is permanent.

2. Saffah El Underage:

“Ermy el haga el ma3ak di tafsh, w khod 3andak *Gets stuff out* dah ba2a el gedeed”

This one is always 37 or above. He’s way older than you are, he has a wife and kids that only God knows where they could be. He’s healthy and doesn’t have a bad figure at all. He’s been coming to this place since the 80s and knows all its history. He has friends his age but prefers to stick to those who are way younger than he is. His jokes are sometimes awkward and outdated, but the group keeps him around anyway.

3. El Mosta2zeb

“La ana tamam, rooho ento ana hastana”

He has his own crowd that he hangs out with but at the same time beyheb yakhod corner. He doesn’t talk much and when he does, it’s usually about very specific topics like Indie music and psychedelic drugs. He lets his hair and beard go wild a lot w fag2a beysaykeb 3aleihom w yeshelhom.

4. El Bahroog

“Gama3a, ana gebt kasr kteer 3ashan matetkhan2oosh ma3 ba3d”

It doesn’t matter where he is, he’s going to wear his Aladdin pants anyway; along with his tank top and his vintage glasses. He’s fun to be around, saffeef, goes with the flow, likes to be in control of the music, sleeps a lot and is the first to dance.

5. El Kashkoul

“Ya ged3an balash hezar fi hewar el sunscreen dah 3ashan fel akher hatendamo”

He’s not even used to being on vacation and having a good time is definitely not his forte. Beyakhod ghots saree3 w yetla3, lessa beyelbess trunks w beyerfa3hom lehad soreto, some d-bag always unintentionally breaks his glasses but it doesn’t mater, cause this dude came prepared with another set. He always carries around the best of everything but doesn’t use it that much; the best quality speakers, the biggest floatee, the most expensive shades, maybe even has his own jet ski but unfortunately, he’s always the underdog.

6. El Sha2eet

“Enti hate3meli eih belil?

He always has a drink in his hand, his swimming suit is almost always the right amount of short; never too long so not to be called a shenf and never too short so not to be called sissy. His body is obviously impressive and you can never tell whether he was born that hairless or whether he just shaves it all off. If there’s a hot new girl around, he always makes sure that he mentions the party he’ll be at tonight or the party he’s been to a weekend ago.

7. Hair Code

“Eih dah ento 3amleen hafla men gheiry?!”

He probably came here alone to meet some new “friends”. He says yes to any offered drinks, even if he doesn’t know what they are. He wears a long necklace around his neck at all times. He likes to stay shirtless. Shades always a little too big and he never wants to contribute when it’s time to divide alcohol money.

 

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The Promising Movies Releasing this Eid Holiday

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If you’re not going away this Eid holiday then cinemas will be the obvious substitute and if you are going away this Eid, then going to the movies post Eid holiday is an even wiser choice.

Here are the movies releasing this Eid!

1- El Mamarr

The movie just premiered yesterday and it looks very promising, well, it must be with Ahmed Ezz as the lead and under the direction of Sherif Arafa.

The movies tells the story of a platoon of commandos’ soldiers who are lead by their fearless commander, Nour. The movie follows their journey through heroic battles from The Six Days War to the commencement of The Attrition War.

The cast also includes a remarkable lineup, Hend Sabry, Ahmed Rizk, Asmaa Abou El Yazeed, Mohamed Farrag, Eyad Nassar and Sherif Mounir. Told you it looks promising!

2- Hamlet Pharon

 

We have spoken about this movie before for bringing Mike Tayson to act alongside Ahmed Saad, now the wait is finally almost over.

Yehia also known as Pharoun runs the largest network of organized assassinations in Egypt, and in a mission to Syria, he brings the group together. The trailer is very impressive, and it looks like we’re getting our own Egyptian Suicide Squad!

Cast also includes Ruby, Mahmoud Abdelmoghni, Mohamed Lotfy, Susan Negm Eldein and Horeya Farghaly.

3- Casablance

 

Starring Amir Karara, Eyad Nassar and Amr Abdel-Galeel, the plot follows three friends who form a gang of pirates named and are assigned a mission against the mob, in the aftermath of a heist.

It is a trio we look forward to seeing!

4- Sab’e Alboromba

Ramez Galal returns to the silver screen with a new comedy, starring alongside Bayoumi Foad and Jamila Awad. Ramez Galal pretends to be a police officer in order for him to win the girl he loves.

5- Mohamed Hussein

Mohamed Saad strikes again, and this time he is accused of the murder of a famous french painter as he was the last person to see him. The movie follows his journey in searching for the real killer and how along the way, he gets tangled up with a mob.

The cast also includes Mai Selim and Samir Sabri.

 

 

 

 

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Robert Pattinson Will Officially Play the Next Batman

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Rumors had it that Robert Pattinson will play the next Batman and just yesterday Warner Bros. confirmed the news.

Earlier on May 16, Variety reported that Pattinson has been in an ongoing negotiations for the part of Batman and just yesterday the studio has closed a deal with previous Twilight actor to play the role of Batman.

What a transformation, don’t you think? From a vampire loved by teens, to a bat loved by millions of all ages!

Matt Reeves’ upcoming superhero tentpole hits theaters on June 25, 2021. While the Pre-production is set to start this summer.

Reeves, the filmmaker behind the last two “Planet of the Apes” sequels, assumed “The Batman” directing duties from Ben Affleck in January 2017. Reeves will produce “The Batman” with his “Planet of the Apes” collaborator Dylan Clark.

While some were excited upon hearing the news, others weren’t quite so pleased, asking questions like whether or not the new Batman will sparkle…

 

Well, we can’t really blame them because the image of Pattinson glowing in the sun is one we can’t really just forget about. Twilight was a hit when we were teenagers, but we eventually grew out of it. So will we be able to take him seriously for the role?

Guess we will just have to wait and see!

 

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GOT Fans Start a Petition Demanding a Full Remake of Season 8

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If you haven’t yet watched the latest episode of GOT then don’t through with this article, because spoilers lie ahead!

Even though episode 5 aired days ago, people still don’t seem to get over what happened during this horrific episode. They surely can’t accept that the breaker of chains turned mad, and ruined everything for us.

Now, people are taking their anger to a whole new level, where a new Change.org petition is circulating from a Night King–loving fan named Dylan D, asking HBO to remake the ENTIRE season ‘with competent writers’ instead of Thrones ShowrunnersDavid Benioff and D. B. Weiss.

“David Benioff and D. B. Weiss have proven themselves to be woefully incompetent writers when they have no source material (i.e., the books) to fall back on,” Dylan’s call to action reads. “This series deserves a final season that makes sense. Subvert my expectations and make it happen, HBO!”

The petition has been up for less than a week now and it’s already gotten almost 278,135 signatures from equally annoyed fans!

Here the link for the petition, for all the angry fans out there who are demanding the same!

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