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7 Types of Guys you Meet at the Beach in Egypt

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We’re all addicted to the beach and we all wish we could live by it, but we all also know that that’s almost impossible, so the only way to come even remotely close to our wish is to spend all our time at it during summertime. Being the beach leach that you are, you certainly have come across tons & tons of guys; some you wish you’d spat on and others you wish came up and talked to you. Let’s rummage through the types of guys that you meet at the beach: 

1. Brens El Bahr:

“Tab Haleff laffa keda w arga3loko”

Brens El Bahr is the dude who knows everyone at the beach and doesn’t know how to sit with one group. He has his left hand raised up at all times because he’s always waving at someone. His swimming suit probably has Hawaiian patterns on it. He definitely plays a water sport and his tan is permanent.

2. Saffah El Underage:

“Ermy el haga el ma3ak di tafsh, w khod 3andak *Gets stuff out* dah ba2a el gedeed”

This one is always 37 or above. He’s way older than you are, he has a wife and kids that only God knows where they could be. He’s healthy and doesn’t have a bad figure at all. He’s been coming to this place since the 80s and knows all its history. He has friends his age but prefers to stick to those who are way younger than he is. His jokes are sometimes awkward and outdated, but the group keeps him around anyway.

3. El Mosta2zeb

“La ana tamam, rooho ento ana hastana”

He has his own crowd that he hangs out with but at the same time beyheb yakhod corner. He doesn’t talk much and when he does, it’s usually about very specific topics like Indie music and psychedelic drugs. He lets his hair and beard go wild a lot w fag2a beysaykeb 3aleihom w yeshelhom.

4. El Bahroog

“Gama3a, ana gebt kasr kteer 3ashan matetkhan2oosh ma3 ba3d”

It doesn’t matter where he is, he’s going to wear his Aladdin pants anyway; along with his tank top and his vintage glasses. He’s fun to be around, saffeef, goes with the flow, likes to be in control of the music, sleeps a lot and is the first to dance.

5. El Kashkoul

“Ya ged3an balash hezar fi hewar el sunscreen dah 3ashan fel akher hatendamo”

He’s not even used to being on vacation and having a good time is definitely not his forte. Beyakhod ghots saree3 w yetla3, lessa beyelbess trunks w beyerfa3hom lehad soreto, some d-bag always unintentionally breaks his glasses but it doesn’t mater, cause this dude came prepared with another set. He always carries around the best of everything but doesn’t use it that much; the best quality speakers, the biggest floatee, the most expensive shades, maybe even has his own jet ski but unfortunately, he’s always the underdog.

6. El Sha2eet

“Enti hate3meli eih belil?

He always has a drink in his hand, his swimming suit is almost always the right amount of short; never too long so not to be called a shenf and never too short so not to be called sissy. His body is obviously impressive and you can never tell whether he was born that hairless or whether he just shaves it all off. If there’s a hot new girl around, he always makes sure that he mentions the party he’ll be at tonight or the party he’s been to a weekend ago.

7. Hair Code

“Eih dah ento 3amleen hafla men gheiry?!”

He probably came here alone to meet some new “friends”. He says yes to any offered drinks, even if he doesn’t know what they are. He wears a long necklace around his neck at all times. He likes to stay shirtless. Shades always a little too big and he never wants to contribute when it’s time to divide alcohol money.

 

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The Oscars Will Be Held In-Person Telecast and Not Virtually

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According to a report from Variety, the Oscars 2021 will be held in-person telecast and not virtually!

The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences has pushed the 73rd Academy Awards ceremony to the 15th of April next year, because by spring the theaters would be open again; allowing more movies to compete in the awards.

“The Oscars in-person telecast will happen,” Variety said on Tuesday, quoting a representative from the Academy.

“The Academy has done a walkthrough of the Dolby recently to see all the multiple options,” the report added, citing an awards publicist familiar with the situation.

The academy will of course be forced to cut down the number of attendees.

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Catch The Arab Premiere For Short Movie Henet Ward During Cairo Film Festival

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Egypt’s short movie ‘Henet Ward’ will have its MENA premiere at Cairo Film Festival, where it will compete with other movies.

The movie has participated in more than 95 international festivals around the world in (50 different countries) including 20 festivals that qualify for the Oscar and BAFTA and the film has won 12 international awards since its world premiere in the official competition of the “Clermont Ferrand International Festival” in France.

The movie is directed by Murad Mostafa and will be competing in the Cairo Film Festival.

Henet Ward tackles the life of “Halima”, a Sudanese henna painter living in Egypt. She goes to one of Giza’s local areas to prepare a bride for her wedding and her 7 years old daughter “Ward” accompanies her and starts to wander around and discover the place.

The movie also stars Emad Goniem, Halima, and Hagar Mahmoud, among others.

The following are the screening times for the movie:

Arab premiere
Sunday December 6th | 3:30 PM | Hanager cinema hall in the Egyptian Opera House

Playback
Monday, December 7th | 1:00 PM | Odeon 2 cinema downtown

Share with us what you think of the movie when you catch the premiere!

 

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Egyptian DOP Ahmed Al Morsy Wins Two Awards From the Australian Cinematography Society

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Egyptian DOP Ahmed Al Morsy has won two prestigious awards from the Australian Cinematography Society (ACS) and with that, marking his third win in a row and bringing his total number of awards to nine since he joined as a member back in 2017.

Al-Morsy received the Golden Award of Corporate Branding and Advertising for his video “Same Great Feelings,” which he also directed for the Ministry of Tourism and Antiquities in Egypt. He also won the Silver Award of John Bowring for Breaks and Promos for the Egyptian TV Channel Identity, where he used Ancient Egyptian Queen Nefertiti.

This win brings his total number of both international and regional awards to 22! An honorable achievement that he managed to do in the past 10 years.

These awards were granted for a number of his work including: Messages From The Sea (2010), The Party (2013), The Blue Elephant (2014), The Originals (2017), Diamond Dust (2018), and Blue Elephant: Dark Whispers, which generated more than EGP 102 million, making it the highest grossing film in the history of Egyptian cinema.

Al Morsy is a member of the Australian Cinematographers Society (ACS) and the Canadian Society of Cinematographers (CSC).

His latest work is the movie Al Aref: Awdat Younis, directed by Ahmad Alaa Aldeeb and starring Ahmed Ezz, the movie will release soon in cinemas.

 

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