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7 Types of Guys you Meet at the Beach in Egypt

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We’re all addicted to the beach and we all wish we could live by it, but we all also know that that’s almost impossible, so the only way to come even remotely close to our wish is to spend all our time at it during summertime. Being the beach leach that you are, you certainly have come across tons & tons of guys; some you wish you’d spat on and others you wish came up and talked to you. Let’s rummage through the types of guys that you meet at the beach: 

1. Brens El Bahr:

“Tab Haleff laffa keda w arga3loko”

Brens El Bahr is the dude who knows everyone at the beach and doesn’t know how to sit with one group. He has his left hand raised up at all times because he’s always waving at someone. His swimming suit probably has Hawaiian patterns on it. He definitely plays a water sport and his tan is permanent.

2. Saffah El Underage:

“Ermy el haga el ma3ak di tafsh, w khod 3andak *Gets stuff out* dah ba2a el gedeed”

This one is always 37 or above. He’s way older than you are, he has a wife and kids that only God knows where they could be. He’s healthy and doesn’t have a bad figure at all. He’s been coming to this place since the 80s and knows all its history. He has friends his age but prefers to stick to those who are way younger than he is. His jokes are sometimes awkward and outdated, but the group keeps him around anyway.

3. El Mosta2zeb

“La ana tamam, rooho ento ana hastana”

He has his own crowd that he hangs out with but at the same time beyheb yakhod corner. He doesn’t talk much and when he does, it’s usually about very specific topics like Indie music and psychedelic drugs. He lets his hair and beard go wild a lot w fag2a beysaykeb 3aleihom w yeshelhom.

4. El Bahroog

“Gama3a, ana gebt kasr kteer 3ashan matetkhan2oosh ma3 ba3d”

It doesn’t matter where he is, he’s going to wear his Aladdin pants anyway; along with his tank top and his vintage glasses. He’s fun to be around, saffeef, goes with the flow, likes to be in control of the music, sleeps a lot and is the first to dance.

5. El Kashkoul

“Ya ged3an balash hezar fi hewar el sunscreen dah 3ashan fel akher hatendamo”

He’s not even used to being on vacation and having a good time is definitely not his forte. Beyakhod ghots saree3 w yetla3, lessa beyelbess trunks w beyerfa3hom lehad soreto, some d-bag always unintentionally breaks his glasses but it doesn’t mater, cause this dude came prepared with another set. He always carries around the best of everything but doesn’t use it that much; the best quality speakers, the biggest floatee, the most expensive shades, maybe even has his own jet ski but unfortunately, he’s always the underdog.

6. El Sha2eet

“Enti hate3meli eih belil?

He always has a drink in his hand, his swimming suit is almost always the right amount of short; never too long so not to be called a shenf and never too short so not to be called sissy. His body is obviously impressive and you can never tell whether he was born that hairless or whether he just shaves it all off. If there’s a hot new girl around, he always makes sure that he mentions the party he’ll be at tonight or the party he’s been to a weekend ago.

7. Hair Code

“Eih dah ento 3amleen hafla men gheiry?!”

He probably came here alone to meet some new “friends”. He says yes to any offered drinks, even if he doesn’t know what they are. He wears a long necklace around his neck at all times. He likes to stay shirtless. Shades always a little too big and he never wants to contribute when it’s time to divide alcohol money.

 

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Dorra Zarrouk and Hassan El Raddad to Star in Egypt’s First 3D Movie

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Dorra Zarrouk and Hassan El Raddad are set to star in Egypt’s very first 3D movie entitled Hell Siege ‘7esar Gohanam.’

What we know so far about the movie’s plot is that it will take place somewhere in the near future, in a deserted town on the coast of the Mediterranean. Where the town gets invaded by an army controlled by artificial intelligence and people gather to stand up against the invasion.

The movie is produced by Mohamed El Komy, and it has been said that the movie’s budget is huge and backed by a number of American companies, which gives us high hope for the first 3D movie to be a huge game-changing point for the cinema industry.

No date of release has been announced yet.

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Is Elissa Really Taking Part in Season 4 of La Casa De Papel?

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The internet is breaking out with questions over Elissa’s tweet where she said she’s ready to join the gang of La Casa De Papel, the tweet remains mysterious and vague but when La Casa De Papel tweeted back welcoming her as Beirut, more questions were raised!

Most important one is whether or not Elissa is really taking part in the fourth season? We need answers, and we need them now.

This is Elissa’s tweet that broke the internet last night and had her own fans and Money Heist’s asking so many questions, especially after the following tweets from both Netflix MENA and La Casa De Papel. 

Now, there are currently no verification on whether or not Elissa will really be joining the gang as Beirut or was this just a gift sent by La Casa De Papel team after Elissa’s announcement that she is retiring and that was their way of standing by her.

By now because people have started reacting already, so Netflix better start answering questions soon!

One fan even blended Elissa’s tunes to the famous ‘Bella Ciao’!

 

 

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Hilary Duff Confirms the Return of ‘Lizzy McGuire’ In a New Disney Series

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15 years after the series concluded, Hillary Duff announced on social media that her character Lizzy McGuire will be returning to the screen for a sequel of what used to be our favorite show, only this time she will be working her dream job instead of navigating life as a teenager.

Duff, who is now a mother to a seven-year-old son and a nine-month old daughter, wrote on Instagram, “SURPRISE!!! I’ve been trying to contain this excitement for a loooong time while this has been in the works! I am beyond excited to be home again, back with my girl…and into her 30’s.”

The new streaming service Disney+, which is premiering on November 12, will be the channel hosting the show.

The streaming service will launch with the debuts of High School Musical: The Musical: The Series and The Mandolorian. There’s currently no premiere date for Lizzie McGuire available, but we’ll certainly keep you posted!

We can’t wait to see this new version of Lizzie who sure is no longer a clumsy schoolgirl, but rather a 30-year-old millennial navigating her way around the big apple!

“Lizzie has also grown up, she’s older, she’s wiser, she has a much bigger shoe budget,” Duff said.

“She has her dream job, the perfect life right now working as an apprentice to a fancy New York City decorator. “ She added.

The rest of the cast joining Duff still remains a mystery so we don’t know yet who from the original cast will be joining this comeback, and we can’t help but wonder if we will be seeing more of Gordo, Miranda, Matt or Lizzie’s parents.

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