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7 Types of Guys you Meet at the Beach in Egypt

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We’re all addicted to the beach and we all wish we could live by it, but we all also know that that’s almost impossible, so the only way to come even remotely close to our wish is to spend all our time at it during summertime. Being the beach leach that you are, you certainly have come across tons & tons of guys; some you wish you’d spat on and others you wish came up and talked to you. Let’s rummage through the types of guys that you meet at the beach: 

1. Brens El Bahr:

“Tab Haleff laffa keda w arga3loko”

Brens El Bahr is the dude who knows everyone at the beach and doesn’t know how to sit with one group. He has his left hand raised up at all times because he’s always waving at someone. His swimming suit probably has Hawaiian patterns on it. He definitely plays a water sport and his tan is permanent.

2. Saffah El Underage:

“Ermy el haga el ma3ak di tafsh, w khod 3andak *Gets stuff out* dah ba2a el gedeed”

This one is always 37 or above. He’s way older than you are, he has a wife and kids that only God knows where they could be. He’s healthy and doesn’t have a bad figure at all. He’s been coming to this place since the 80s and knows all its history. He has friends his age but prefers to stick to those who are way younger than he is. His jokes are sometimes awkward and outdated, but the group keeps him around anyway.

3. El Mosta2zeb

“La ana tamam, rooho ento ana hastana”

He has his own crowd that he hangs out with but at the same time beyheb yakhod corner. He doesn’t talk much and when he does, it’s usually about very specific topics like Indie music and psychedelic drugs. He lets his hair and beard go wild a lot w fag2a beysaykeb 3aleihom w yeshelhom.

4. El Bahroog

“Gama3a, ana gebt kasr kteer 3ashan matetkhan2oosh ma3 ba3d”

It doesn’t matter where he is, he’s going to wear his Aladdin pants anyway; along with his tank top and his vintage glasses. He’s fun to be around, saffeef, goes with the flow, likes to be in control of the music, sleeps a lot and is the first to dance.

5. El Kashkoul

“Ya ged3an balash hezar fi hewar el sunscreen dah 3ashan fel akher hatendamo”

He’s not even used to being on vacation and having a good time is definitely not his forte. Beyakhod ghots saree3 w yetla3, lessa beyelbess trunks w beyerfa3hom lehad soreto, some d-bag always unintentionally breaks his glasses but it doesn’t mater, cause this dude came prepared with another set. He always carries around the best of everything but doesn’t use it that much; the best quality speakers, the biggest floatee, the most expensive shades, maybe even has his own jet ski but unfortunately, he’s always the underdog.

6. El Sha2eet

“Enti hate3meli eih belil?

He always has a drink in his hand, his swimming suit is almost always the right amount of short; never too long so not to be called a shenf and never too short so not to be called sissy. His body is obviously impressive and you can never tell whether he was born that hairless or whether he just shaves it all off. If there’s a hot new girl around, he always makes sure that he mentions the party he’ll be at tonight or the party he’s been to a weekend ago.

7. Hair Code

“Eih dah ento 3amleen hafla men gheiry?!”

He probably came here alone to meet some new “friends”. He says yes to any offered drinks, even if he doesn’t know what they are. He wears a long necklace around his neck at all times. He likes to stay shirtless. Shades always a little too big and he never wants to contribute when it’s time to divide alcohol money.

 

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4 Ways You Can Benefit From Bibliotheca Alexandrina’s Online Services

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We are quite impressed with how entities are doing their very best to go digital amidst this coronavirus scare, in order to keep their audience both entertained and informed with something to do during the quarantine.

Bibliotheca Alexandrina is one of the many entities doing their own share of good to help us stay productive during the quarantine and wisely use our free time.

The library is offering a number of online services, suitable for all knowledge seekers. Here are some of the ways you can benefit from these services!

You can Browse through 200,000 Books Online

The library has uploaded 200,000 books online and is currently uploading their non-literary works on their YouTube channel for a more comprehensive experience.

Online Documentaries

For those who aren’t really into reading, the library is providing a number of documentaries on their YouTube channel. Besides books and documentaries, the channel also offers online conferences and concerts!

‘ScienSee Club for Science & Science Fiction’

The library will organize an online activity of “ScienSee Club for Science and Science Fiction.” This online activity is part of the library’s keenness in delivering cultural services.

The event will start on Wednesday at 8:00 PM via “Zoom” video conference.

Concerts

The library is making sure to inform as well as entertain! Also provided on their YouTube channel is a number of concerts, some of them have already been hosted but can still be found on the channel.

The library also has programs for masters degree students. We are telling you if you’re looking to benefit from your free time, then check our their official Facebook page and YouTube channel for more events.

 

 

 

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The Apps You Need To Survive Quarantine Time

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The Apps You Need To Survive Quarantine Time

We’re currently facing a devastating but necessary quarantine but nothing shall stop us from finding ways to kill time with and ways to spend time with our friends! Luckily, technology has us covered with a number of applications that make leaving the house no longer a necessity.

From life-saving apps to ones that keep us entertained and connected, we present to you the following necessary apps to help you survive this quarantine.

Tiktok

Tiktok comes on top of the list and as much as we all might be ashamed to admit, it turns out the app is so much fun and a great time killer, we blame it on celebrities for making us so addicted.

Also, try to include your family members in some of the videos, the results are hilarious!

House Party

House party is an app that took over the entire world in just a few weeks! It is a social media app that allows you to video-chat and play games with your friends, the closest thing you will get to hanging out with your buddies!

Google Duo

A bit similar to house party minus the games, Google Duo is the highest quality video calling app, It’s simple, reliable, and works on smartphones, tablets and on the web. It will help bring all your loved ones in a group chat and it is also ideal for work conference calls. 

Down Dog

Down Dog is a great application for exercising, it will get you a brand new yoga practice every time you come to your mat! Unlike other apps that pre-record videos, this one won’t make you repeat the same workout over and over again.

AND it’s free until May the 1st! We love apps that understand what we’re currently going through.

Headspace

With everything we’re going through, meditation is truly much needed to help us pass time while simultaneously managing stress. Headspace offers courses, ranging from the basics of meditation to others that help you stay positive, like “Happiness.” Or shorter ones, like “Breathe,” that encourage you to take a quick 1-3 minutes from the day to relax. Download the app and discover the rest!

Psych

Another game that you can play with your friends online, you choose from a variety of fun categories in which each player makes up fake answers to real trivia questions. You get points for guessing the right answer, and for each other player you PSYCH! into choosing yours.

Google News and Apple News

With something new happening everyday, you need to remain caught up with what’s happening around the world and the easiest way to do so is by installing Google News and Apple News. Both also show you the biggest stories of the day from an assortment of the best news outlets, so you can always be up to date on what’s going on.

Kindle

For all the book worms out there, take advantage of the time you now have thanks to the quarantine and catch up on the latest reads through Kindle! The books cost less than the physical copy, and there are plenty of font sizes and formats to change so the book is always easy to read. It’s free for iPhone or Android.

Wordscapes

This one is for all the geeks out there who like to challenge themselves! Wordscapes is the word hunt game, it’s a perfect fit for fans of crossword or word anagram games, combining best of word find games and crossword puzzles.

Technology is indeed a life saver in a time like this but always remember that going old school can be fun too! Puzzle games, card and board games are still a great way to bond with the family and kill quarantine time. What matters the most here is for you to make the best out of your stay!

 

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Will Shooting of Ramadan Series Come to a Halt Resulting In Cancellation of Shows?

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Will Shooting of Ramadan Series Come to a Halt Resulting In Cancellation of Shows?

Egypt is now facing a lock-down and is under nationwide curfew to limit the spread of the coronavirus, but before this crisis occurred, the annual Ramadan TV series were still being filmed. So the question here remains, with all the ongoing troubles, will shooting come to a halt?

Well, the Egyptian Actors Syndicate stressed recently that there hasn’t been any official decision regarding a ban to film any series so far, but with the ongoing precautionary measures, the situation is constantly changing.

Before announcing the curfew, the syndicate has postponed shooting scenes that require/ include a large gathering of people.

Meanwhile, the Egyptian Producer and Screenwriter, Mohamed Hefzy has indeed suspended shooting of the Arabic Horror Series ‘Paranormal’ as a precautionary measure to maintain the safety of the crew.

On the other hand, a number of Egyptian artists are asking those in charge to actually suspend filming until all of this comes to an end, for at least a period of 15 days! Rania Youssef, Screenwriter Mariam Naoum, and Filmmaker Yousry Nasrallah are all on the same page regarding this issue.

 

Things are rapidly changing which is of course affecting the media scene in Egypt, and as much as it will hurt a lot of people to have their favorite series canceled, it is indeed an important measure that has to be taken.

From what we know so far, most of the shootings are currently on hold due to the curfew that limited shooting hours, and we’re waiting to hear more from the syndicate…

 

 

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