We all know pizza is a holy creation that should never be messed with. But then some morons just totally dismiss that fact and decide to play around with our beloved dough-cheese-sauce combination and completely fuck up the whole thing. And I’ll have you know that there’s a special place in hell for those “people”!
1. The Spaghetti Massacre

Fuck you and your nonsense!
2. The Happy Meal Pizza

That’s a meal, and that’s an entirely different meal! Leave peaceful meals alone!
3. The Chocolate Chip Crime Scene

You will burn in hell for it!
4. The Rubber Chicken + Confetti + My Broken Heart Pizza

*Shoots self*
5. The What-The-Actual-Fuck-Is-This Pizza:

I’m so sick of this.
6. I’m not even gonna

No, man. We don’t do this to our own.
7. The Inception Pizza

Useless, bruv.
8. Ensa el pineapple, w khod el Kiwi, dah el gedeed

Neseito el farawla.
9. The Lucky Charm Unlucky Pizza:

Nearest trash can and don’t hold it in!
10. The Mac n Cheese Pizza

Again, stop trying to make it work when it obviously ISN’T!
11.The Banana Pizza

La2, keda qazara.
12. The Please-Just-Get-It-Over-With-And-Shoot-Me Squid ink Pizza

Dead and gone.
